A woman was lying on her death bed when she heard from God. God said to her, "You have alot of work left to do on earth, I am going to prolong your life 40 more years." Seeing that she had a new lease on life, she decided to celebrate. She called a plastic surgeon. She proceeded to have her tummy tucked, her breasts augmented, her nose done, and all her fat suctioned. Upon leaving her last surgical appointment she proceeded to cross the street. She was immediately struck by a garbage truck and died. When she arrived in heaven, she began to question God. She asked, "Lord, I thought you said I had 40 more years. What happened?" The Lord responded, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you!"