The 2008 Presidential candidates are really beginning to gear up their campaigns. Like Christmas, they seem to start earlier and earlier. In light of the times and circumstances that we live in, this coming election is going to be very important. We face threats at home and abroad from Islamic terrorists. There are many important domestic issues to contend with, but they are irrelevant if we can't or won't ensure our nation's security. I would like to hear from you!
Who do you like or dislike in this presidential field and why?

God bless.

A woman was lying on her death bed when she heard from God. God said to her, "You have alot of work left to do on earth, I am going to prolong your life 40 more years." Seeing that she had a new lease on life, she decided to celebrate. She called a plastic surgeon. She proceeded to have her tummy tucked, her breasts augmented, her nose done, and all her fat suctioned. Upon leaving her last surgical appointment she proceeded to cross the street. She was immediately struck by a garbage truck and died. When she arrived in heaven, she began to question God. She asked, "Lord, I thought you said I had 40 more years. What happened?" The Lord responded, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you!"

I would like to put out an all points bulletin. It seems the Church of Jesus Christ (Not the Latter Day Saints, no offense to Mitt Romney)
has turned up missing. No one is quite sure of her location. Immorality is running rampant across the planet. It is possible and even probable that the Church has contracted this disease. If anyone has seen the Church, they are encouraged to get her to her physician immediatly. Contact Jesus Christ @ 555-PRAY. He will know what steps to take to return her to good health. Thank you!!!

Has anyone noticed that Dad is always portrayed as a blooming idiot on commercials and television? Why is it that Dad is fair game? If Mom were constantly portrayed as a fool do you think it would be tolerated for very long? Me neither.

God bless.

My wife and Jesus both love me. This is humbling. You see, I know me pretty well. My wife and Jesus both love me. WOW!